Fanny Pack Spectacular! is the home for the writing of Ted Pillow. I am a regular contributor at Thought Catalog, and have also been featured on The Awl, PopMatters, and Slacktory. I write about pop culture, existential crises, and ne’er-do-wells. I was voted “Who the hell is this kid?” in my high school yearbook, and I was the runner-up Playboy centerfold for October 1985.
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