7 More Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 More Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

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They then settle their complex and mysterious rivalries by punching each other repeatedly in the face, for large stakes of money.

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28 Increasingly Horrible Buzzfeed Quizzes

28 Increasingly Horrible Buzzfeed Quizzes

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Are These Close-up Photos of Barbara Walters’ Throat Bothering You?

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How To Kiss Like An Expert In 27 Easy Steps

How To Kiss Like An Expert In 27 Easy Steps

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Don’t be afraid to be bold and sensual. Pull your mouth away from theirs and blow erotically into their eyes. Sniff the air suggestively. Leave and come back a little later.

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26 Signs You Need A Chipotle Intervention

26 Signs You Need A Chipotle Intervention

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People call your drug problem your “second worst habit.”

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The Thing They Found In His Ass

The Thing They Found In His Ass

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A moon rock brought back from inner space.

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How To Get Laid In 27 Easy Steps

How To Get Laid In 27 Easy Steps

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You’ll know you’ve had an orgasm when you notice that your partner is no longer having sex with you anymore.

 

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7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

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10 Words or Fewer Summary: Computer chess nerds congregate in hotel, insanity ensues

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The 9 Most Common Methods Of Contemporary American Suicide

The 9 Most Common Methods Of Contemporary American Suicide

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Because what we have been doing, what we have done, has not worked. There is a horrible, horrible void inside. It has consumed everything we’ve sacrificed to it like so many screaming virgins.

 

 

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52 Steps To Having The Craziest Summer Of Your Life!

52 Steps To Having The Craziest Summer Of Your Life!

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(31) Slash your boss’s tires. “I’m afraid your drinking is getting in the way of your job,” he says. Huh! Well, dickhead, maybe this job is getting in the way of my drinking!

 

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How to Fix Your Horrible, Stupid Résumé In 23 Easy Steps

How to Fix Your Horrible, Stupid Résumé In 23 Easy Steps

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1. Here’s a tip for formatting your résumé on Microsoft Word: right-click within the document, select “paragraph,” and then run screaming through a flaming, plate-glass window.

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