They then settle their complex and mysterious rivalries by punching each other repeatedly in the face, for large stakes of money.
Are These Close-up Photos of Barbara Walters’ Throat Bothering You?
Don’t be afraid to be bold and sensual. Pull your mouth away from theirs and blow erotically into their eyes. Sniff the air suggestively. Leave and come back a little later.
People call your drug problem your “second worst habit.”
A moon rock brought back from inner space.
You’ll know you’ve had an orgasm when you notice that your partner is no longer having sex with you anymore.
10 Words or Fewer Summary: Computer chess nerds congregate in hotel, insanity ensues
Because what we have been doing, what we have done, has not worked. There is a horrible, horrible void inside. It has consumed everything we’ve sacrificed to it like so many screaming virgins.
(31) Slash your boss’s tires. “I’m afraid your drinking is getting in the way of your job,” he says. Huh! Well, dickhead, maybe this job is getting in the way of my drinking!
1. Here’s a tip for formatting your résumé on Microsoft Word: right-click within the document, select “paragraph,” and then run screaming through a flaming, plate-glass window.