Author Archives: Ted Pillow

About Ted Pillow

Ted Pillow writes. He tweets @TedPillow.

Butts Wagner And Peek-A-Boo Veach: The 30 Greatest Names From 19th Century Baseball

Butts Wagner And Peek-A-Boo Veach: The 30 Greatest Names From 19th Century Baseball Baseball nicknames in the 1800s were like moustaches at a craft beer festival – everybody had one and they were freaking amazing.

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This Weekend Is Your Chance To Make Drunken History

This Weekend Is Your Chance To Make Drunken History “Yeah!” we exclaimed, awkwardly attempting to high-five, stymied by the fact that we had a beer in each hand. Gazing emptily at one another, our faces brutal masks of a most thundering … Continue reading

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6 Extremely Weird Movies You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

6 Extremely Weird Movies You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight Well-directed by a slumming John Schlesinger, who keeps the pace moving and employs a skilled visual touch, The Believers is to Rosemary’s Baby or The Omen what microwave pizza is to … Continue reading

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Is Your Halloween Costume Sexy Enough?

Is Your Halloween Costume Sexy Enough? The truth is, you can make any Halloween costume sexy with a few minor alterations. Show a little thigh and regular ol’ Harriet Tubman becomes Sexy Harriet Tubman.

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7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight I had no idea what the fuck was happening, but I laughed from start to finish and it left me wanting more.

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How To Get A Girlfriend In 26 Easy Steps

How To Get A Girlfriend In 26 Easy Steps Does the girl you want to date have a boyfriend, fiancé, or husband? If so, you must be realistic about your odds. Is he more successful than you? Is he more charming? … Continue reading

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9 Outrageous Upcoming Nicolas Cage Films

9 Outrageous Upcoming Nicolas Cage Films 4. Helen Keller, You Whore! No details available at this time

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7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight 10 Words or Fewer Summary: Superhero fights crime with his belt, speaks gibberish

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17 Ways to Spice Up Your Dead-End Job

17 Ways to Spice Up Your Dead-End Job Drink coffee until you find yourself striding purposefully through your workplace shouting things like, “HI BOB HOW’S IT GOING BOB NICE TIE BOB WANT TO GO PAINTBALLING AFTER WORK BOB?”

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30 Horrible Movie Ideas That Are Still Better Than Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

30 Horrible Movie Ideas That Are Still Better Than Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. Dunston Checks Into Rehab

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