9 Things I Miss About AOL

9 Things I Miss About AOL

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Person A: I open the door to our luxury suite and saunter demurely over the threshold. As my high heels click suggestively over the marble tile, I look back at you and offer a tantalizing, knowing wink. I carelessly toss my shawl over my shoulder as I turn and fall backwards onto the bed, awaiting your next move…

Person B: I TAKE MY pENIS OUT AND RUB IT ON U

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