How GEICO’s Advertising Will Kill Us All: A Timeline

How GEICO’s Advertising Will Kill Us All: A Timeline

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2021: GEICO Satan, a winged beast brandishing a blood-sheathed sword, emerges from a fiery hole in the Earth. After slaying a significant portion of humanity, the cackling angel of death enslaves the rest and brings them back with him to the demonic underworld, where he reigns eternal with Flo, the Progressive Insurance mascot.

 

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Ted Pillow writes. He tweets @TedPillow.
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