90s Nickelodeon Plot Descriptions As Written By A Man In The Throes Of An Existential Crisis

90s Nickelodeon Plot Descriptions As Written By A Man In The Throes Of An Existential Crisis

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Legends of the Hidden Temple

Things get weird when Olmec starts weeping stalactite tears after realizing that the idiotic children’s inability to put together the statue in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey is the perfect analogy for his inability to construct a cohesive self-identity out of the jumbled pieces that constitute his being. The Purple Parrots win Blow Pops, Casio wristwatches, and 5-day stays at the Orlando Hyatt.

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