So, You Want To Shave Your Balls

So, You Want To Shave Your Balls

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I mean, do you even have a good reason for shaving your balls? What, are you entering them in a beauty contest? Will they be participating in some kind of “Balls Pageant,” where they will be judged by a panel of former celebrities on qualities like texture, heft, and elasticity, as well as their performance in the prestigious Evening Wear competition?

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About Ted Pillow

Ted Pillow writes. He tweets @TedPillow.
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