A Guide To Going Out On Thanksgiving Eve

A Guide To Going Out On Thanksgiving Eve

You guys are like sooo cool, you know? It’s like, I don’t know why we didn’t do  this earlier… we should totally stop slaughtering you guys!” was a common  refrain from 18-year-old, red-faced Pilgrims, overcompensating for the loud  music by yelling directly into the face of the nearest Native American in a  hoarse, grating voice.

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