30 Horrendous Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Any Goddamn Mayo

30 Horrendous Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Any Goddamn Mayo

21. Attend a Turkish prison.

22. Shave off a homeless man’s beard and use it as my own personal loofah.

23. Pass an entire Slim Jim through my sinus cavity.

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Ted Pillow writes. He tweets @TedPillow.
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