It’s called Twitter, you jerk!

I’ve found a delightful web site where users come together to share brief, yet illuminating messages! Come and “follow” me, in a purely figurative  sense! Recent electronic messages include:

After a month, still haven’t seen my 2 Craigslist roommates in the apt. at same time…probably just 1 dude who’s really good at disguises

Replace the “kids” in “Kids Say the Darndest Things” with any other minority group and all the sudden people get all offended

Driving in New Jersey is like talking to an idiot who doesn’t know anything about anything.

Strange but true: Theodore Roosevelt’s last words were, “Let’s see what happens if I put my dick in it.”

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About Ted Pillow

Ted Pillow writes. He tweets @TedPillow.
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