Reality Show Plots As Written By A Man In The Throes Of An Existential Crisis

Reality Show Plots As Written By A Man In The Throes Of An Existential Crisis

The Bachelor

Confusion abounds when the bachelor admits that he is not, in fact, a living person, but an abstract conglomeration of traits romanticized by a patriarchal society. Making the best of a bad situation, Amber gives him a hand job in the hot tub after a pleasant dinner at Red Lobster.

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About Ted Pillow

Ted Pillow writes. He tweets @TedPillow.
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