I make the twitters!

Follow me @TedPillow for insights like the following…

Potential meanings to the Beatle’s song Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?: Changing a flat, pickup game of street hockey, lemonade stand…

Having one of those days where I wanna find a drifter, sign him up for eHarmony, and give him advice during his dates using walkie talkies.

Lifting a fat guy up for a keg stand is kind of like when all the wrestlers would team up to eliminate Yokozuna from the Royal Rumble.

Glad to see that 723,000 people are following Pepsi! YEAH! Bold Prediction: When Pepsi Jesus makes his return, they will be the ones spared.

Come join the internet revolution – Twitter!


About Ted Pillow

Ted Pillow writes. He tweets @TedPillow.
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