Have you ever wondered what your favorite action movie says about you? No? Well, neither have I, come to think of it. But I wrote an article about it anyway.
This is merely the first installment, so please hold off on your “Dood where’s (insert action movie here) comments???” Or, ignore this advice and ask these questions anyway as most commenters have.
The Fast and the Furious: You returned the Ed Hardy t-shirt your cousin got you for Christmas because the design is already tattooed to your torso. You missed out on the last UFC pay-per-view because your amateur MMA fight was on the same night at the local bingo hall. You own the same Honda Civic as my mom, but yours has a body kit and flame decals.