This Thought Catalog piece offered a hypothetical look at the Facebook profile of one Sigmund Freud. Presumably, Freud would’ve gotten a kick out of the (rather sad) latent underpinnings lurking just below the surface of most Facebook activity. Also, we can assume that he probably would’ve been a huge dick to everybody. Well, that’s what I assumed at least, although I’m not sure why.
This has easily gotten the best response out of any of my articles so far and there is a 93% chance it’s because it has “Facebook” in its title.
Y’all really wanna fuck with this, dog?
Sigmund Freud has poked Dr. Phil.
Dr. Phil: hey what’s the big idea freud
Sigmund Freud: Get your head out of Oprah’s ass, you charlatan. You’re the only man I’ve ever come across who suffers from penis envy.
Richard von Krafft-Ebing: LOL