Welcome to Fanny Pack Spectacular!, home for the writing of Ted Pillow.
Here is a truly despairing piece I wrote several weeks ago for Thought Catalog.
Although ostensibly about serious topics such as late-90s sitcoms and identity crises, I intended for it be humorous. However, I fear it merely offended anyone with a significant belief in anything. Hooray!
Sister, Sister 8:00 – 8:30 Tia and Tamera come to grips with the realization that their twinship is not a playful flourish from the idiosyncratic hand of God, but merely a production error from the mechanized assembly chain of creation.