7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

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I had no idea what the fuck was happening, but I laughed from start to finish and it left me wanting more.

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How To Get A Girlfriend In 26 Easy Steps

How To Get A Girlfriend In 26 Easy Steps

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Does the girl you want to date have a boyfriend, fiancé, or husband? If so, you must be realistic about your odds. Is he more successful than you? Is he more charming? Taller? Better looking? If you were her, would you rather have sex with him or you? If you were you, would you rather have sex with her or him? Are you gay? Maybe you’re gay.

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9 Outrageous Upcoming Nicolas Cage Films

9 Outrageous Upcoming Nicolas Cage Films

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4. Helen Keller, You Whore!

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7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

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10 Words or Fewer Summary: Superhero fights crime with his belt, speaks gibberish

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17 Ways to Spice Up Your Dead-End Job

17 Ways to Spice Up Your Dead-End Job

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Drink coffee until you find yourself striding purposefully through your workplace shouting things like, “HI BOB HOW’S IT GOING BOB NICE TIE BOB WANT TO GO PAINTBALLING AFTER WORK BOB?”

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30 Horrible Movie Ideas That Are Still Better Than Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

30 Horrible Movie Ideas That Are Still Better Than Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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3. Dunston Checks Into Rehab

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7 More Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 More Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

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They then settle their complex and mysterious rivalries by punching each other repeatedly in the face, for large stakes of money.

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28 Increasingly Horrible Buzzfeed Quizzes

28 Increasingly Horrible Buzzfeed Quizzes

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Are These Close-up Photos of Barbara Walters’ Throat Bothering You?

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How To Kiss Like An Expert In 27 Easy Steps

How To Kiss Like An Expert In 27 Easy Steps

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Don’t be afraid to be bold and sensual. Pull your mouth away from theirs and blow erotically into their eyes. Sniff the air suggestively. Leave and come back a little later.

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26 Signs You Need A Chipotle Intervention

26 Signs You Need A Chipotle Intervention

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People call your drug problem your “second worst habit.”

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