How To Get Laid In 27 Easy Steps

How To Get Laid In 27 Easy Steps

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You’ll know you’ve had an orgasm when you notice that your partner is no longer having sex with you anymore.

 

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7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

7 Hidden Gems You Can Watch On Netflix Tonight

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10 Words or Fewer Summary: Computer chess nerds congregate in hotel, insanity ensues

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The 9 Most Common Methods Of Contemporary American Suicide

The 9 Most Common Methods Of Contemporary American Suicide

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Because what we have been doing, what we have done, has not worked. There is a horrible, horrible void inside. It has consumed everything we’ve sacrificed to it like so many screaming virgins.

 

 

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52 Steps To Having The Craziest Summer Of Your Life!

52 Steps To Having The Craziest Summer Of Your Life!

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(31) Slash your boss’s tires. “I’m afraid your drinking is getting in the way of your job,” he says. Huh! Well, dickhead, maybe this job is getting in the way of my drinking!

 

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How to Fix Your Horrible, Stupid Résumé In 23 Easy Steps

How to Fix Your Horrible, Stupid Résumé In 23 Easy Steps

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1. Here’s a tip for formatting your résumé on Microsoft Word: right-click within the document, select “paragraph,” and then run screaming through a flaming, plate-glass window.

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How To Cure A Hangover In 34 Easy Steps

How To Cure A Hangover In 34 Easy Steps

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8. Change out of last night’s clothes, which you are undoubtedly still wearing, and into something more comfortable, like sweatpants, or a coma.

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9 Books That Changed My Life

9 Books That Changed My Life

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Yes, books are a temporary refuge from ourselves, but a refuge that eventually return us to reality with insights and perspectives that give us the strength to keep on going.

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11 Extremely Weird And Very Awesome 80s Movies On Netflix That You Can Watch Tonight

11 Extremely Weird And Very Awesome 80s Movies On Netflix That You Can Watch Tonight

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It appears to have been written, filmed, and performed by people who had, at best, a tenuous relationship with human civilization.

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This Wikipedia Page Will Steal The Next Hour Of Your Life

This Wikipedia Page Will Steal The Next Hour Of Your Life

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How about Kancho, the Japanese prank “performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to insert the extended index fingers sharply into an unsuspecting victim’s anus, often while exclaiming ‘Kan-CHO!’” Sounds like a great way to liven up the office!

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101 Things I Will Teach My Sons

101 Things I Will Teach My Sons

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(2) If you and another guy start audibly peeing in a urinal at the same time, whoever finishes first is less of a man.

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